you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
false alarm. still invincible.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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