Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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