All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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