Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
found the other keg... it's in the tree
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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