I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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