i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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