"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Who did Billy Mays play for?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Success! We fucked roommates!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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