I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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