wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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