All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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