perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm having to shit out rocks
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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