This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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