bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I have post one night stand depression
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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