operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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