I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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