I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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