so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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