Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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