goodnight i made you a song goodbye
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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