seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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