Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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