she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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