He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
And then my night got REAL pukey
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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