I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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