There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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