I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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