I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
