Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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