Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You're completely useless in the revolution.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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