Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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