then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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