remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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