Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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