I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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