apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
