Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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