girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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