So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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