Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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