Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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