But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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