My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
