I'm gonna have a badass scar
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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