She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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