I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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