I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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