i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Randomize
