dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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