Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
sex in a hospital.. check
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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