THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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