People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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