is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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